How many languages does a United Nations interpreter have to know fluently?

Technically just 2. But the depth of language skill in nuances, slang and colloquialisms must be exceptional.

Has anyone ever meditated and felt like an inanimate object?

It sounds as though your mind had started to develop and experience an Earth nimitta, the element "personified", such as meditations on other elements, I.e. Water, Fire and Air (breath) often appear as nimittas, rings or other meditative objects (and also as sensations like you mentioned), these are not the only nimittas that we can use, there is also a nimitta of bright light, and a nimitta of void and many more. The Buddha said there are 88,000 different gates to enlightenment, so no way is wrong! As a Buddhist monk, Ajahn Brahm put it, "there is no such thing as a bad meditation."

How many of you really do this?

i do none of those except yelling at inanimated objects like at my 360 controller when i lose a game i beat on it yelling **** you than jerk off to the person i lost at

Are you aware that I am the Devil himself?

This is not a joke. Anybody reading this will be cursed throughout their lifetimes before I take their condemned souls to the lake and fire where I will personally torture you througout eternity. Just wait and see what will happen to you in the days to come. Not even Jesus can save you now.

Help! Our grandaughter may have been lured to some sort of hard drug?

Our grandaughter is 15 and we have both been with her since she was born. I'm grandpa and I've never been so close to anyone and my wife ever. She was herself until march of this year as they were living with us since our daughter got evicted. Our daughter got divorced a year ago and she has not once paid her rent. She also has a boyfriend that is a known drug seller. They moved 50 miles off. Incidentally our daughter has disowned us and we've never done anything to her. Her personality also changed drastically. Our grandaughter recently started having an aggressive attitude with us and she was very mean to me on Facebook. What do we do? Our daughter also lost custody of her youngest, two months ago. The children services and the court pretty much told us that we have no rights. We are about to go crazy worrying.

Can I stop ex from having visitation , for fear for there safety?

I have full custody of my two kids and my ex has suppervied visits every other week no over nites. She currently is living with boyfriend , got evicted and now lives with her mom with boyfriend. She has no job and son saw text on her phone about getting weed. Then this past weekend she filped out attacked her bother and mother broke all the picture in the house. She spent 4 days in mental health facility now claim she was druged while out drinking thats why she flipped out . I fear for my kids safety and am not letting them do visits . Legally what will happen

Why is everyone so freaked out about saturday?

why are people buying that miss interpretated bible crap? I mean if the world was gonna end why the hell arent all the damn religous nut jobs spending their cash and quitting their jobs? Dont people sain peope understand that this **** has been predicted for 100s of years just to stir up trouble? Y2k this and 2012 are all the same end of the world bullshit . Sure I believe an inanimate god supposedly wrote one of the most massed produced bibles that are now selling like crazy doesnt that seem weird? Well yeah there was that proof from again the bible. Just because some thousand years ago some noah decided to sail on an arch supposedly, i mean really. I swear to god if this **** doesnt happen and those god freaks are wrong, we should through em in prison for terroristic threats and conspiracy against the states. Yeah its illegal, but seriously if those nuts are right santas gonna **** candycanes. So why is everyone so freaked out if this is so easy to see through?